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Ten Commandments of Love
1.) I am thy Main Squeeze; thou shalt squeeze no others before me.
2.) Thou shalt not take the name of thy Squeeze in vain, nor badmouth me behind my back.
3.) Remember our Anniversary, and keep it holy. Or else.
4.) Honor MY mother and father. THINE are too darn weird.
5.) Thou shalt not kill my love by behaving tackily and making me embarrassed to be seen with thee.
6.) Thou shalt not commit adultery, nor shalt thou even THINK about it if thou knowest what’s good for thee.
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